Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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