kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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