I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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