Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
We are two peas in an std pod
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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