Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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