i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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