Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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