I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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