You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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