check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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