Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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