Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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