No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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