Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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