For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Its about making memories worth repressing
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
All I want is dick and wine.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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