what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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