where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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