i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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