Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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