Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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