I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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