umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
