Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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