I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
