How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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