Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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