going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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