i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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