Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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