You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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