69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Bring me that man meat
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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