No awkward lesbian experiences without me
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Sorry my hands just texted you
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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