Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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