Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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