Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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