Cold hands, warm shart.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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