He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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