"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She's the barista slut.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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