i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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