The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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