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(248): View more from Michigan

Hoooooo maaaaan

(313): View more from Michigan

Yes?

(248): View more from Michigan

I'm retarded. Again.

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(+90): View more from Turkey

Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university

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(205): View more from Alabama

Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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bad news

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The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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(+61): View more from Australia

She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.

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(352): View more from Florida

there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"

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(802): View more from Vermont

at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.

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(702): View more from Nevada

My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.

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