it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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