i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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