No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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