I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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