I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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