Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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