i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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