Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
two words...techno handjob
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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