Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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