I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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