escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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