Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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